Apart from their obsession with hunting mice (and tinned cat food) cats are not exactly what a personnel manager would call ambitious.
-- Akif Pirinçci and Rolf Degen
If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but it would deteriorate the cat.
-- Mark Twain
The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world.
-- Lynn M. Osband
If you put down food and the cat eats, it's hungry. If it doesn't, it isn't.
-- Larry Madrid
A kitten is the joy of a household. All day long this incomparable actor plays his little comedy, and those who search for perpetual motion can do no better than watch his antics.