A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.
-- Henry David Thoreau
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
-- Hippolyte Taine
Cats only assume their strangest, most intriguing and most beautiful postures when it is impossible to photograph them. Cat calendars disappoint for they only show the public range of cat positions.
-- J.R. Coulson
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
-- Jacquelyn Mitchard
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.