Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
-- James Gorman
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
-- Garrison Keillor
A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.
-- Fred Schwab
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
-- Hazel Nicholson
A cat is not merely diverted by everything that moves, but is convinced that all nature is occupied exclusively with catering to her diversion.