I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
-- Bill Dana
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
-- Anonymous
It's really the cat's house--we just pay the mortgage.
-- Anonymous
A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy; he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.
-- Albert Einstein
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.